Classic email “hidden brain damage scale”

True or False?
1.  People tell me one thing one day and out the other.
2.  I can wear my shirts as pants.
3.  I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today.
4.  I always lick the fronts of postage stamps.
5.  I often mistake my hands for food.
6.  I never liked room temperature.
7.  I can smell my nose hairs.
8.  Most things are better eaten than forgotten.
9.  Likes and dislikes are my favorites.
10. I’ve lost all sensation in my shirt.
11. I can pet animals by the mouthful.
12. People tell me I’m deaf.
13. I can find my ears, but I have to look.
14. I don’t like any of my loved ones.
15. My eyes don’t always hear what my ears see.
16. If yesterday had been tomorrow, today wouldn’t have been so bad.